I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

When I was a kid, my parents gave me piano lessons and guitar lessons for a while, but I was never very good at it. I have big, sort of awkward hands. It's hard to keep going when you don't get any better.

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

I think I'm getting a little bit of Alzheimer's. Just a little.

I don't even like holding them. Whenever I hold a gun, I want to get it out of my hand as quick as possible.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

One of the difficult things about being an actor is to stick around.