If you do movies that are modestly budgeted, the way they finance them is they figure out how they can sell them.

I don't much like being directed. I enjoy being allowed to play.

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on.

I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

The thing about cooking is it's so interesting to watch. I don't know why, but if you go to somebody's house and they're making something, they usually say interesting things while they're cooking.

Well, you know what they say. A bullet always tells the truth.

I suppose in order to succeed at something you have to be very persistent. I've never done that.