I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!

When you're onstage and you know you're bombing, that's very, very scary. Because you know you gotta keep going - you're bombing, but you can't stop.

Usually in the first performances I'm completely panicked. And I pull myself together. By the time you get to the end of the play, you really start to have fun.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

Somebody said to me that I speak English almost like somebody for whom English is not their first language.

Of course they may have corrected it by now, but the original titles at the end of Annie Hall say "Christophe Vlaken." It was just inconceivable. These things are checked...I don't know what that was about. I'd never seen or heard of it. How they came up with the name Christophe Vlaken, it must've been a conspiracy. I did ask about it but nobody knew.

My hair was famous before I was.