The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep.

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.

Every artist has thousands of bad drawings in them and the only way to get rid of them is to draw them out.

The whole essence of good drawing - and of good thinking, perhaps - is to work a subject down to the simplest form possible and still have it believable for what it is meant to be.

Censorship, I believe, is the most dangerous enemy to all human communication, and piety of intention is probably the most dangerous, the most virulent and the most self-satisfying.