Humiliation and indifference, these are conditions every one of us finds unbearable — this is why the Coyote when falling is more concerned with the audience’s opinion of him than he is with the inevitable result of too much gravity.

All of you here have one hundred thousand bad drawings in you. The sooner you get rid of them, the better it will be for everyone.

The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself.

Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual situations.

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.

Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace