Technology evolves faster than people do, faster than biology does.

If you move furniture all day, if you're a construction worker, if you have a job that's real physical, this idea that there is a sport that involves the kind of conventional, traditional view of toughness, you see that still as a positive thing.

I hate the point where you have to get off the ladder, or get back on. I don't know if that's a fear of heights, or literally a fear of falling. I want to be afraid to fall. That seems like a good fear.

In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.

Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base.

Football allows the intellectual part of my brain to evolve, but it allows the emotional part to remain unchanged. It has a liberal cerebellum and a reactionary heart. And this is all I want from everything, all the time, always.

But it goes without saying that Michael Jordan could never date Pamela Anderson. That would cause the apocalypse.