Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.

I write pretty fast, probably faster than most people. But I might think about something for six hours, then write it in 20 minutes. So did I write for six hours and 20 minutes, or just 20 minutes? I used to write absolutely every day, except for days when I had to travel or something.

The goal of being alive is to figure out what it means to be alive.

It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know.

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll.

Punk was perfect for lazy people, because anyone could do it--you didn't even need to know how to play your instrument, assuming you knew how to plug it in. There was really no difference between Sid Vicious and anyone in London who owned a bass.