It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying.

The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

In the Far East, it's very normal for people to wear masks in flu season. I don't know if I'd ever do that, though, because I don't like having things on my face.

Technology evolves faster than people do, faster than biology does.

The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.

Let's face it: Sadness and evil are always more believable than happiness and love. When a movie reviewer calls a film "realistic," everyone knows what that means--it means the movie has an unhappy ending.