The only people who think the Internet is a calamity are people whose lives have been hurt by it; the only people who insist the Internet is wonderful are those who need it to give their life meaning.
Chuck KlostermanIn and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.
Chuck KlostermanThis made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go.
Chuck KlostermanIn New York, people are unhappy on purpose, because unhappiness makes them seem more complex; in Washington DC it just sort of works out that way.
Chuck Klosterman