Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most men remain average; males are better at hating things that can't hate them back (e.g., lawnmowers, cats, the Denver Broncos, et cetera). They don't see the big picture.

The amount of response I get, in both a negative and a positive context, is completely related to the amount of books I sell, I think. It seems to have nothing to do with what I'm writing, but what degree of success I'm perceived to have.

If you don't have a job, you don't have a fear of losing it. You fear having to get one.

If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what song I was listening to; this is why I always bring my iPod on airplanes.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go.

If Donald Trump loses badly, it could mean the end of the GOP as one of the two significant parties.