If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what song I was listening to; this is why I always bring my iPod on airplanes.

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do

In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.

We are often wrong about the past, but at least with the past you can change your thinking. We can't do that with the future.

Styx and The Stones may break my bones but 'More than Words' will never hurt me