I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are endless reasons to turn the channel. There are hundreds of channels and entirely other things to do besides TV. And if you make a bad television show there's no reason for the audience to come back the following week.

I believe I'm growing skeptical of cynicism.

I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.