I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least!

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

How is it that we can militarily overthrow a military government like Iraq, yet we can't militarily keep illegalities (drugs and aliens) from crossing our borders?

If you come back in here, I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you're gonna beg for a left.

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

The best defense is not to offend.