No one's perfect. And we've all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try to not make them again.

Well, I grew up as a democrat.

There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.

I gave my life to the Lord at 12. I was baptized at 12.

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.