Cross Country: No half times, no time outs, no substitutions. It must be the only true sport.

I don't initiate violence, I retaliate.

when the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me

A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can't do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.