I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

On game shows, some people will take the trip to France, but most people will take the washer and dryer pair.

You can't be beautiful," Brandy says about a thousand times, "until you feel beautiful.

The money is in television. Books are not the dominant medium of our time, so fewer people will create them. In a sad way, books have become a form of "comfort food" we expect to lull us to sleep.

They're just words is all. Powerless. Vocabulary. Dialogue.

I think that young people are less attached to items and objects now. They're less attached to consuming things and accruing things because they see it as a system that doesn't necessarily work and give them a sense of adulthood and fulfillment. They're much more in tune with wanting to achieve a skill, a form of self-expression, or a body of knowledge that fulfills the same function, fulfills their adulthood.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.