I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.

There are worse things you can do to people you love than kill them.

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

The last story you should write is the most important story. You should start with a story that is just an amusing, entertaining, fun story to write and learn your writing chops with the least important things before you start applying them to the most important things.

All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.

And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So maybe during the day, I can rush around and undo the damage.