A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

Proof that no investment is yours forever.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

When I see people talking on the internet about me or my work it's almost always more a description of themselves and so I never really think of myself as anything more than just who I always was.

I don't want to die without a few scars.

Books can create a depth of story, a background of information and ideas, that televison and movies can't. Sure, the television shows may shock, but only on a superficial level. They'd never risk market share to really explore the issues. They report, but don't analyze or suggest any new ways for living our lives.