You don't have ideas when you're sitting in that sort of sterile little place, and you're not around people. The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone. I just need that dynamic of other people around me to get my work done.
Chuck PalahniukI always thought I'd write when I retired - when I turned 65. But by the time I was 33, to tell you the truth, I was a little bored with drugs and sex, and I thought I'd do the writing thing.
Chuck PalahniukYou think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day youโre changing a patio light bulb with a five-year life span and you realize how youโll only be changing this light maybe ten more times before youโll be dead.
Chuck PalahniukActually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
Chuck PalahniukWhen both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts.
Chuck PalahniukRant Casey used to say, "No matter what happens, it's always now..." Talk about cryptic. I think what Rant meant was, we live in the present moment of reality, and no matter what's come before, no matter how much we loved a person or a dog, when it attacks us we'll react to that moment of danger.
Chuck Palahniuk