Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!

Being tired isn't the same as being rich, but most times it's close enough.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products.

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.