What would Tyler Durden do?

Help me give up my addiction to Hope.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.

I have a secret goal with my editor - he has asthma and uses his inhaler, and after I send him a new manuscript, I'll have his assistant phone me and tell me how many times he had to get his inhaler out while reading a draft. It's my secret laugh meter.

Your folks are god, you love them and you want to make them happy but you still want to make up your own rules.

And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?