I hate how on TV they have to fill so many minutes. It means they have to put in anything, and by doing so they sort of trivialize news; news becomes this commodity that they need to fill dead time between commercials with.

That if you could acquire enough, accomplish enough, you’d never want to own or do another thing. That if you could eat or sleep enough, you’d never need more. That if enough people loved you, you’d stop needing love.

Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?

We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up to be them.

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?' Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.