Your folks are god, you love them and you want to make them happy but you still want to make up your own rules.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

I don't remember the hotel rooms or the airports but I always remember the events.

Nevertheless, if you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. A child allows us to revisit the excitement we once felt about, well... everything. A generation later, our grandkids bump up our enthusiasm yet again. Reproducing is a kind of booster shot to keep us loving life.

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.