You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.
The best fights don't occur between strangers. They occur between friends who trust each other.
Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.
If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes - I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes the oxygen level in the blood, and people are likelier to pass out at that point.
and i can't stand the idea of being alone. i can't bear the thought of being free.
You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.