The religious school she went to, growing up, Ms. Wright said how all the girls had to wear a scarf tied to cover their ears at all times. Based on the biblical idea that the Virgin Mary became pregnant when the Holy Spirit whispered in her ear. The idea that ears were vaginas. That, hearing just one wrong idea, you lost your innocence. One detail too many and you’d be ruined. Overdosed on information.

She's so thin she's either dying or rich.

Skinny guys fight till they're burger.

I spend most of my life just listening to people.

About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.

You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.

Tell the world what scares you most. Save the world with some advice from the future.