Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Since we do operate in a binary world, if there's something that cannot be this or that, it drives us crazy.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution toward tragedy and dissolution.

and i can't stand the idea of being alone. i can't bear the thought of being free.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!