All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Chuck PalahniukPart of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.
Chuck PalahniukThis is the worst problem with living history museums. They always leave the best parts out. Like typhus. And opium. And scarlet letters. Shunning. Witch-burning.
Chuck Palahniuk