Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

Every time we burn a gallon of gas or an acre of rain forest, aren't we killing the future to preserve the present?

People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

I can manage my own pain. I can drink. I can go to the doctor and get a prescription. I can exercise. I can write a story about it. I've done it a million times! But I don't want to see the people I love tortured and suffering.

Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.