If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

How everything you ever love will reject you or die. Everything you ever create will be thrown away. Everything you're proud of will end up as trash.

Oh love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me. I'll be anybody you want me to be.

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love.