Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.

It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself. A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex? I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

Katherine Kenton remains among the generation of women who feel that the most sincere form of flattery is the male erection.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

If anything I try to write something that would be more difficult to film. I tend to see film as competition and would like instead to do what books do best.