Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

Our purest form of joy comes when people we envy get hurt. That most genuine form of joy.

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.

With every lecture, you’re forced to look again at every choice you’ve made over the lesson-by-lesson chain of your entire life. And after all these years, you see how little you have to work with, how limited your life and education have been. How scant was your courage and curiosity. Not to mention your expectations.

People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.

The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club.

More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!