Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.

She's not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.

Rant would tell people: 'You're a different human being to everybody you meet.

How folks lay claim to a loved one is they give you a name of their own. They figure to label you as their property.

Her voice makes me think of her mouth makes me think of her breath makes me think of her breasts.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

People who don't want to get on with their lives, and don't want to accept responsibility for the direction of their lives want to hang out with other people who don't want to accept responsibility or move on, and so you find that your entire culture around you are people who are just like you, because that's what's comforting.