What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God. If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out or dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God? What you end up doing is you spend your life searching for a father and God. What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that can happen.

Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.

Let me be the ring leader in your guilt gang-bang.

I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.

Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.

My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me.

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.