A good story should change the way you see the world.

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

You turn up your music to hide the noise. Other people turn up their music to hide yours. You turn up yours again. Everyone buys a bigger stereo system. This is the arms race of sound. You don't win with a lot of treble.