No, it's not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough. It won't help the situation for you to get all upset.

I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything.

Every time we burn a gallon of gas or an acre of rain forest, aren't we killing the future to preserve the present?

Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.

Writers should be able to fully deduct from their taxes all writing-related expenses, including alcohol, parking tickets, court judgments, fines for lewd public behavior, Zoloft, and cigarettes.