We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes. There's microwaved watermelons. There's the vibrating handles of lawn mowers right at crotch level. There's vacuum cleaners and beanbag chairs. Internet sites. All those old chat room sex hounds pretending to be sixteen-year-old girls. For serious, old FBI guys makes the sexiest cyberbabes.

Discovering the 'impossible' ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.

If it comes down to a choice between being unloved and being vulnerable and sensitive and emotional, then you can just keep your love.

This isn't about guilt or innocence, he says. The dinosaurs weren't morally good or bad, but they're all dead.

The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power. Money, for example. Or a gun.

I'm only confrontational with my friends.

We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.