So if you think this is going to save you...If you think anything is going to save you...Please consider this your final warning.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?
Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.
I would pay snakes to bite her.
I don't want to die without a few scars.
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.