I'm not, sexy, am I? God knows, I've tried
I never did acid, I am just so high anyway.
I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.
I humbly apologise for reality Television.
It's no fun getting older. I might be wearing beautiful diamond earrings but they can't take away the pain of losing my hearing.
The nicest thing about coming of age is that I can do whatever I like.