Han made no effort to put up a brave front. Most of the time he just screamed himself hoarse, though a couple of times he amused himself by screaming Fionas's name as if he were in the throes of passion. FEEE-OHHH-NAAA! Lord Bayar made him pay for that, but afterward, Fiona didn't come down anymore, which Han appreciated.

(A)ny time you buy weapons, or build an army, you begin to look for an excuse to use them. Plus, you pose more of a threat to others.

I live in the present because the future is always chancy. When it comes to being with you, I'm willing to take the risk.

But it's not enough to know right from wrong. You need the strength to do what's right, even when what you want most in the world is the wrong thing.

Falling in love was like falling off a cliff. It felt pretty much like flying until you hit the ground.

Fitch is on his way. He's coming after he blows up some wizards.

Weird is good, strange is bad.