Marry me, princess. I'll give you my kingdom—small potatoes that it is.

Okay, I'm guessing you're gonna give us the bad news first because there's no good news?

Marry me, princess. I'll give you my kingdom—small potatoes that it is.

Men. <...> They're idiots. It's like they all take a vow of stupidity or something.

Without illusions. I love you because you are fallible and because your poor misguided testosterone-corrupted brain has you doing cartwheels trying not to be. I love you because of all you are and because of all you're not. And because, no matter what, you are all the man I'll ever need.

I generally find subtlety a waste of time.

Wrangler butts drive me nuts.