[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

Remember, whenever a Republican leaves one side of the aisle and goes to the other, it raises the intelligence quotient of both parties.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals - With no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff.

Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

all history shows that the hand that cradles the rock has ruled the world, not the hand that rocks the cradle!