[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.

I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.

[On the Democratic Party:] Its leaders are always troubadors of trouble; crooners of catastrophe ... A Democratic President is doomed to proceed to his goals like a squid, squirting darkness all about him.

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.

A woman can produce what no man can: a child.

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.