[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

Autobiography is mostly alibiography.

It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

Home is where you hang your architect.

You see few people here in America who really care very much about living a Christian life in a democratic world.

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.