[On Vice-President Henry A. Wallace:] Much of what Mr. Wallace calls his global thinking is, no matter how you slice it, still globaloney.

I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.

The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.

In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected.

[In politics] no good deed goes unpunished

all history shows that the hand that cradles the rock has ruled the world, not the hand that rocks the cradle!

Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.