Thirteen states with a population less than that of New York State alone can prevent repeal [of prohibition] until Halley's comet returns. One might as well talk about a summer vacation on Mars.

I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.

An agnostic is a doubter. The word is generally applied to those who doubt the verity of accepted religious creeds of faiths.

The really intelligent are as abnormal as the defective. The great masses of men are rather mediocre, and those above and below are exceptions.

I am sure of very little, and I shouldn't be surprised if those things were wrong.

Most jury trials are contests between the rich and poor.

The fact that there is a general belief in a future life is no evidence of its truth