One cannot live through a long stretch of years without forming some philosophy of life.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am always suspicious of righteous indignation. Nothing is more cruel than righteous indignation.

I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.

We are born and we die; and between these two most important events in our lives more or less time elapses which we have to waste somehow or other. In the end it does not seem to matter much whether we have done so in making money, or practicing law, or reading or playing, or in any other way, as long as we felt we were deriving a maximum of happiness out of our doings.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

I am an agnostic as to the question of God.