One has the right to be wrong in a democracy
I' tired of old people being labeled as worthless,useless,toothless and sexless
A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
Life is like riding a bicycle: you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.