Winston Churchill - fifty per cent genius, fifty per cent bloody fool.

A lot of clever people have got everything except judgement

No social system will bring us happiness, health and prosperity unless it is inspired by something greater than materialism.

Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.

I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.

Charity is a cold grey loveless thing. If a rich man wants to help the poor, he should pay his taxes gladly, not dole out money at a whim.

It's nice to keep in touch - besides, it's the only place in London where you can park a car.