Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of one's own absurdity. It is the ability to understand a joke, and that the joke is on oneself.

The tantrums of cloth-headed celluloid idols are deemed fit for grown-up conversation, while silence settles over such a truly important matter as food.

One newspaper a day ought to be enough for anyone who still prefers to retain a little mental balance.

The drinking of wine seems to me to have a moral edge over many pleasures and hobbies in that it promotes love of one's neighbor.

Reading is not an operation performed on something inert but a relationship entered into with another vital being.

The only reason for being young is to outgrow it.