There are two kinds of writers; the great ones who can give you truths, and the lessor ones, who can only give you themselves.

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.

I found nothing really wrong with this autobiography except poor choice of subject.

Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole.

As between mileage and experience choose experience.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.