I've never been on a movie where they play five-dollar Friday. I must not be very observant.

Always keep your ego in check and not be afraid to listen. Listening is a great art form.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

A lot of people are bored of all the political correctness.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

If a person doesn't change, there's something really wrong with him.

Nobody knows diddly. They just think they do. And the people that think they know the most know the least.