A man's just gotta know his limits

I don't believe in pessimism.

Twenty-some states in the United States have statutes that say showing the nipples to children is oscene. That's the first thing we come into contact with when we arrive on this palnet: a woman's breasts!

The craving for information is so huge now, and it can be marketed at such a rapid rate.

Hitchcock used to believe that if there were three or four memorable scenes in a film that would be enough to drive it, but I don't know if that's true or not.

Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a a long wait.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.