Westerns. A period gone by, the pioneer, the loner operating by himself, without benefit of society. It usually has something to do with some sort of vengeance; he takes care of the vengeance himself, doesn't call the police. Like Robin Hood. It's the last masculine frontier. Romantic myth. I guess, though it's hard to think about anything romantic today. In a Western you can think, Jesus, there was a time when man was alone, on horseback, out there where man hasn't spoiled the land yet.

I know what you're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?

Instead of calling everybody names, start being more understanding.

Kids piercing themselves, piercing their tongues, what kind of masochism is that? Is it to show you can just take it?

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

I'd have to go for Donald Trump ... you know, 'cause Hillary Clinton is declared that she's gonna follow in Barack Obama's footsteps. There's been just too much funny business on both sides of the aisle. She's made a lot of dough out of being a politician.