Everybody wants to make something they think is a surefire winner, though nobody knows what a surefire winner is, in my opinion.

If you think it's going to rain, it will.

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know you haven't. I'm just crazy enough to do it.

Kids piercing themselves, piercing their tongues, what kind of masochism is that? Is it to show you can just take it?

Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

My mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records and I'd play 'em over and over.

I'm not a chick-flick enthusiast.