I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

I've never been on a movie where they play five-dollar Friday. I must not be very observant.

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

I don't know how everybody else feels, but I just long for reality rather than these made-up things.

I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

I just make the pictures and where they fall is where they fall. If somebody likes them, that's always nice. And if they don't like them, then too bad.

Go ahead, make my day.